Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Queen of America

So, I can't help but notice that the Queen of England has been touring our cemeteries, planting trees in our gardens, hanging out at our horse tracks...all the things that make a national leader.

Is she taking this country back, now, or what?

Good for her. Why wouldn't she? She's like a shark that smells dumb in the water.

Our fearless leader is probably "autographizing" the pertinent paperwork, even now. Hail to the Queen!


Gwen said...

She'd probably be loads better than he is!!! She might even spend less time on vacation!!

CrimsonCrow said...

'ere's 'opin' Queenie moves back in and invites us all to 'er ranch, Balmoral for a spo' o' tea.